Apprehensive knock on office door, very late at night.
Student: "...'scuse me... do you work here?'
Administrator: "Ssssshhhhhhh! I'm breaking out!"
Student: "Oh. Erm. Good luck?"
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This blog is dedicated to all those individuals who cause the faculty to unite in one single question: "WHY are you here, and WHO LET YOU ENROL?!?" Thank you for making our lives interesting and providing us with valid excuses for our weekly Valium-Combo prescriptions.