2 admins still in their office with paperwork after hours.
Student walks in and asks: "Excuse me, do you work here?"
Administrator: "No, we're just pretending."
This blog is dedicated to all those individuals who cause the faculty to unite in one single question: "WHY are you here, and WHO LET YOU ENROL?!?" Thank you for making our lives interesting and providing us with valid excuses for our weekly Valium-Combo prescriptions.