mindreader

phonecall:

"Good morning, Sample College London...."
Hello."
"Hello, good morning."
"Yes, hello."
"How can I help you?"
"Yes, good morning."
"How can I help you?"
"Hello, yes."
"Hello, can you hear me?"
"Yes, I can hear you."
"Good, how can I help you?"
"Ehm... sorry?"
"This is Sample College London, how can I help you?"
"Oh, sorry! Yes. Can I speak to my teacher, please?"
"Can I ask who's calling, please?"
"Yes, it's Andy."
"What is your last name, Andy?"
"XYZ."
"OK, and who is your teacher?"
"Sorry?"
"What is your teachers name?"
"Eh... I don't know. It's the blond guy."
"...alright....- Can I ask which class you are in?"
"Music."
"...ooo-kay. You don't know who your teacher is and you don't know your class. Let me have a look at the computer to find out. "Andy ZYX", yes?"
"Yes."
(Look-up on the computer doesn't produce any results.)
"Andy, are you currently a student or have you finished your course already?"
"I think I'm a current student."
(Look-up on the computer does not list him anywhere.)
"OK. Which Campus do you usually go to?"
"What do you mean by that? I think it's simply called "Liverpool", I guess?!"
"Ah. Maybe you should call the Sample College in Liverpool, then...."