Staff member is stopped just outside the college door by a young man:
"Excuse me, I wonder if you can help me..."
staff: "Where is your Student ID?"
man: "My..? Err..?"
staff: "Have you paid your course fees?"
man: "What? Err, yes?"
staff: "Good man!" (walks off)
Man turns around to another staff member: "Right!? Err. Can YOU tell me where the tube station is?"